{"id":942,"date":"2006-06-16T09:21:46","date_gmt":"2006-06-16T08:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/?p=942"},"modified":"2006-06-16T09:21:46","modified_gmt":"2006-06-16T08:21:46","slug":"mingel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/mingel\/","title":{"rendered":"Mingel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ikv\u00e4ll ska jag tr\u00e4ffa min v\u00e4nner och mingla helt privat.<br \/>\n<strong>Jessica<\/strong> mailade ig\u00e5r och undrade vad jag ska ha p\u00e5 mig. &#8221;Superfestkl\u00e4nning och j\u00e4tteh\u00f6gklackade skor som jag aldrig f\u00e5r anv\u00e4nda annars&#8221;, svarade jag.<\/p>\n<p>Jag skulle inte vilja s\u00e4ga att Jessica \u00e4r bitter, men v\u00e4l rolig och socialt understimulerad, f\u00f6r jag fick d\u00e5 f\u00f6ljande mail:<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Hmmm, om man \u00e4nda hade s\u00e5dana&#8230; Har ju fasen inte kunnat shoppa de senaste tre \u00e5ren och jag v\u00e4grar ta p\u00e5 mig de plat\u00e5liknande sakerna som var mode i slutet av 1900-talet. Kommer man in i tr\u00e4skor? Kan man ha en bomullskl\u00e4nning fr\u00e5n HM eller blir man portad i d\u00f6rren? Men, v\u00e4nta nu! Vad har h\u00e4nt med mig egentligen?? Jag verkar ha tappat allt mitt &#8221;g\u00e5-ut-sj\u00e4lvf\u00f6rtroende&#8221;. I alla fall n\u00e4r det g\u00e4ller andra st\u00e4llen \u00e4n sunkiga \u00f6lhak p\u00e5 S\u00f6der d\u00e4r man kan g\u00f6mma sig under sin huvtr\u00f6ja. Jag vet ju n\u00e4mligen hur vacker du och dina media(medie?)v\u00e4nner \u00e4r. jag har ju, ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r insikt i mode, l\u00e4rt mig hur man torkar kr\u00e4ks, undviker snor p\u00e5 kl\u00e4derna och hur man trollar bort svarta ringar under \u00f6gonen&#8230; Men, nu kom jag p\u00e5 en sak! Vi ska ju f\u00f6r fasen dricka alkohol! D\u00e5 blir ju alla snygga och alla kl\u00e4der blir m\u00e4rkeskl\u00e4der!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ikv\u00e4ll ska jag tr\u00e4ffa min v\u00e4nner och mingla helt privat. Jessica mailade ig\u00e5r och undrade vad jag ska ha p\u00e5 mig. &#8221;Superfestkl\u00e4nning och j\u00e4tteh\u00f6gklackade skor som jag aldrig f\u00e5r anv\u00e4nda annars&#8221;, svarade jag. Jag skulle inte vilja s\u00e4ga att Jessica \u00e4r bitter, men v\u00e4l rolig och socialt understimulerad, f\u00f6r jag fick d\u00e5 f\u00f6ljande mail: &#8221;Hmmm,&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/mingel\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}