{"id":4347,"date":"2009-03-13T22:32:48","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T21:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/?p=4347"},"modified":"2009-03-13T22:39:22","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T21:39:22","slug":"tar-livet-av-mig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/tar-livet-av-mig\/","title":{"rendered":"Tar livet av mig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k i helgen. Har sett mycket fram emot. Kul. \u00c4ta ute! Alltid gott p\u00e5 <strong>Tranan<\/strong>. \u00c4ter god middag (\u00e4ven om mamma f\u00e5r skicka ut k\u00f6ttet tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger). \u00c4nd\u00e5 n\u00f6jd. Ska g\u00e5 hem. Ingen kappa! Min fina kappa fr\u00e5n <strong>Berlin<\/strong> \u00e4r borta! Stulen? N\u00e5gon tagit fel? Varf\u00f6r har inte Tranan bevakad garderob? &#8221;Gl\u00f6m inte polisanm\u00e4la&#8221;, s\u00e4ger Tranan hj\u00e4lpsamt. G\u00e5r hem utan kappa. Jag har mycket sv\u00e5rt att hitta vinterjackor jag gillar (och som passar), var o\u00e4ndligt n\u00f6jd \u00f6ver att ha hittat denna i Berlin. Nu har jag ingen jacka igen. Och min fina halsduk fr\u00e5n <strong>London<\/strong> \u00e4r ocks\u00e5 borta (l\u00e5g i fickan). F\u00f6r att inte tala om husnycklarna! Jag har inte l\u00e4ngre n\u00e5gra nycklar!<\/p>\n<p>Tranans hovm\u00e4starinna handfallen. Ville knappt ge mig telefonnummer till g\u00e4ster som hade \u00e4tit middag och l\u00e4mnat restaurangen f\u00f6re mig. Men till slut. S\u00e5 jag har sj\u00e4lv ringt runt till alla n\u00e4rliggande bord och bett dem kolla om de tagit fel kappa\/rock\/jacka. So far \u2013 ingen kappa. Den enda jag inte har ringt \u00e4r en walk-in som hette Gustaf\/Gustav. S\u00e5 k\u00e4nner du en <strong>Gustavf<\/strong> som \u00e5t middag p\u00e5 Tranan ikv\u00e4ll, be honom och alla hans middagsv\u00e4nner kolla s\u00e5 de har r\u00e4tt jacka! Jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 ledsen s\u00e5 ledsen, jag saknar min kappa s\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Och ser du n\u00e5gon kleptomanliknande som g\u00e5r runt i en m\u00f6rkbl\u00e5 ull-kappa i en fransk storlek 46, eller ser du n\u00e5gon som f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker kr\u00e4nga den p\u00e5 Blocket, s\u00e5 vet du att det \u00e4r min:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/kappa.jpg\" alt=\"kappa.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k i helgen. Har sett mycket fram emot. Kul. \u00c4ta ute! Alltid gott p\u00e5 Tranan. \u00c4ter god middag (\u00e4ven om mamma f\u00e5r skicka ut k\u00f6ttet tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger). \u00c4nd\u00e5 n\u00f6jd. Ska g\u00e5 hem. Ingen kappa! Min fina kappa fr\u00e5n Berlin \u00e4r borta! Stulen? N\u00e5gon tagit fel? Varf\u00f6r har inte Tranan bevakad garderob? &#8221;Gl\u00f6m inte&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/tar-livet-av-mig\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personligt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}