{"id":36,"date":"2005-07-13T00:48:51","date_gmt":"2005-07-12T22:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/13\/thaibat\/"},"modified":"2005-07-13T00:50:36","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T22:50:36","slug":"thaibat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/thaibat\/","title":{"rendered":"Thaib\u00e5t?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jag och Ammi fick ta n\u00e5gra glas vitt p\u00e5 \u00d6st 100. Sist jag var d\u00e4r, typ i h\u00f6stas, hade st\u00e4llt g\u00e5tt fr\u00e5n trendspot till ungdomsg\u00e5rd. Jag och resten av D&#038;M var pension\u00e4rer j\u00e4mf\u00f6rt med st\u00e4llets 18-\u00e5riga (och f\u00f6rl\u00e5t att jag s\u00e4ger det: fula) klientel. Enda ljuspunkten d\u00e5 var, f\u00f6rutom D&#038;M, Maris trevliga brorsor.<br \/>\nDet var n\u00e5got b\u00e4ttre idag, d\u00e5 sj\u00e4lva \u00d6st 100 var st\u00e4ngt. Uteserveringen var fullt av blandad kompott: allt ifr\u00e5n s\u00f6derkisar till aftonbladetreportarar. Eller, det kanske \u00e4r samma sak&#8230;?<br \/>\nSedan duckade vi in under bastparasollerna p\u00e5 bananb&#8230; f\u00f6rl\u00e5t, <em>thai<\/em>b\u00e5ten. D\u00e4r vi snabbt fick reda p\u00e5 att vi m\u00e5ste g\u00e5 inomhus innan bananb\u00e5ten f\u00f6rlorade sitt tillst\u00e5nd. Och det kan jag respektera. Men trots att vi hade druckit upp och Ammi satt i telefon med Taxi Micke, kom \u00e4nnu en servit\u00f6r ut och lekte martyr p\u00e5 b\u00e4sta 40-talistmammavis:<br \/>\n&#8221;Tjejer, jag har ju <em>bett<\/em> er g\u00e5. Det \u00e4r faktiskt <em>v\u00e5rt<\/em> tillst\u00e5nd som ryker!&#8221;<br \/>\nJag: &#8221;Men vi har ju inget i glasen&#8230; Och vi \u00e4r p\u00e5 v\u00e4g.&#8221;<br \/>\nMartyr: &#8221;Jo, men det \u00e4r <em>v\u00e5rt<\/em> tillst\u00e5nd. Ni <em>m\u00e5ste<\/em> verkligen <em>g\u00e5<\/em>.&#8221;&#8221;<em>Hem.<\/em>&#8221;<br \/>\nJag: &#8221;Absolut, det har du helt r\u00e4tt i. Vi ska vara ringa v\u00e5r &#8217;taxi&#8217;, hehe, nudge nudge, know what I mean, hehe. Vi \u00e4r verkligen p\u00e5 v\u00e4g.&#8221;<br \/>\nMartyr: &#8221;Vi har faktiskt <em>bett<\/em> er <em>g\u00e5<\/em>. Det \u00e4r nog b\u00e4st att ni <em>g\u00e5r<\/em> nu.&#8221;<br \/>\nOch det var det ju. Men kan de verkligen f\u00f6rlora tillst\u00e5ndet n\u00e4r man inte l\u00e4ngre dricker? Bara f\u00f6r att man sitter? Upplys mig g\u00e4rna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag och Ammi fick ta n\u00e5gra glas vitt p\u00e5 \u00d6st 100. Sist jag var d\u00e4r, typ i h\u00f6stas, hade st\u00e4llt g\u00e5tt fr\u00e5n trendspot till ungdomsg\u00e5rd. Jag och resten av D&#038;M var pension\u00e4rer j\u00e4mf\u00f6rt med st\u00e4llets 18-\u00e5riga (och f\u00f6rl\u00e5t att jag s\u00e4ger det: fula) klientel. Enda ljuspunkten d\u00e5 var, f\u00f6rutom D&#038;M, Maris trevliga brorsor. Det var&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/thaibat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}