{"id":292,"date":"2005-12-31T01:03:34","date_gmt":"2005-12-31T00:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/?p=292"},"modified":"2005-12-31T01:05:51","modified_gmt":"2005-12-31T00:05:51","slug":"fansjavlashopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/fansjavlashopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Fansj\u00e4vlashopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fast vaffan.<br \/>\nDet d\u00e4r #%&#038;\u20ac linnet f\u00e5r ju mig att se ut som v\u00e4rsta tjocksmocken. Helvetes j\u00e4vla *?#%\u20ac! Och guldstrumbyxorna f\u00f6rvandlar mina mina ben till \u00e4ckliga sm\u00e5 vita leverkorvar. F\u00f6r att inte tala om paljettv\u00e4sten! Och f\u00f6rresten s\u00e5 vettefan om guldmar\u00e4ngen \u00e4r snygg till att b\u00f6rja med. Allt kanske \u00e4r den d\u00e4r satans guldmar\u00e4ngens fel.<\/p>\n<p>Jag hatar min kropp.<br \/>\nJag kan inte shoppa.<br \/>\nAllt \u00e4r skit.<br \/>\nJag kommer att se ut som en j\u00e4tteb\u00e4bis i vitt (med guldbeige inslag) imorgon.<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e4r fick jag f\u00f6r att jag s\u00e5 \u00e4ckligt sj\u00e4lvs\u00e4ker sa &#8221;n\u00e4r det kommer till mode \u00e4r det bara att <em>ha<\/em>&#8221;.<br \/>\nDet \u00e4r inte alls bara att ha! Det g\u00e4ller att bara ha <em>det r\u00e4tta hum\u00f6ret<\/em>! Och det har jag fan inte. Jag har fan bara ett d\u00e5ligt skithum\u00f6r just nu.<br \/>\nMina kl\u00e4der passar inte.<\/p>\n<p>Jag g\u00e5r inte p\u00e5 n\u00e5n j\u00e4vla fest. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fast vaffan. Det d\u00e4r #%&#038;\u20ac linnet f\u00e5r ju mig att se ut som v\u00e4rsta tjocksmocken. Helvetes j\u00e4vla *?#%\u20ac! Och guldstrumbyxorna f\u00f6rvandlar mina mina ben till \u00e4ckliga sm\u00e5 vita leverkorvar. F\u00f6r att inte tala om paljettv\u00e4sten! Och f\u00f6rresten s\u00e5 vettefan om guldmar\u00e4ngen \u00e4r snygg till att b\u00f6rja med. Allt kanske \u00e4r den d\u00e4r satans guldmar\u00e4ngens fel.&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/fansjavlashopping\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shopping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}