{"id":273,"date":"2005-12-19T23:43:22","date_gmt":"2005-12-19T21:43:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/?p=273"},"modified":"2005-12-20T00:18:35","modified_gmt":"2005-12-19T22:18:35","slug":"pappas-onskelista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/pappas-onskelista\/","title":{"rendered":"Pappas \u00f6nskelista"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pappa har varit sv\u00e5rflirtad med julklappar. Han ska int&#8217; ha n\u00e5t. F\u00f6rst med betoning p\u00e5 ha: Han ska int&#8217; <em>ha<\/em> n\u00e5t. S\u00e5 sm\u00e5ningom med betoning p\u00e5 n\u00e5t: Han ska int&#8217; ha <em>n\u00e5t<\/em>. Inga teknikprylar, inget rakvatten, och l\u00e5ngkalsonger har han redan k\u00f6pt sj\u00e4lv.<br \/>\n&#8221;N\u00e4h\u00e4&#8221;, sa jag surt, &#8221;ska du vara s\u00e5 d\u00e4r s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du v\u00e4l ingen julklapp, d\u00e5.&#8221;<br \/>\nMen s\u00e5 idag ringde han.<br \/>\n&#8221;Du, vet du vad jag vill ha?&#8221;<br \/>\nJag blev helt \u00f6verlycklig och spetsade \u00f6ronen.<br \/>\n&#8221;En s\u00e5n d\u00e4r handkr\u00e4m&#8221;, sa pappa,&#8221;fr\u00e5n dom d\u00e4r <strong>Kiehl&#8217;s<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Detta \u00e4r mannen vars senaste ink\u00f6p (f\u00f6rutom l\u00e5ngkalsongerna) var en skoter, mannen som tycker att h\u00f6jden av fl\u00e4rd \u00e4r en Volvo, mannen vars tolkning av &#8221;mingel&#8221; \u00e4r att cykla in till Ume\u00e5s centrum p\u00e5 l\u00f6rdagarna. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kiehls.com\/_us\/_en\/home\/index.aspx\">Kiehl&#8217;s<\/a>! Jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 stolt! Min pappa \u2013 en hudv\u00e5rdsconaisseur!<br \/>\nKanske \u00e4r vi sl\u00e4kt i alla fall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pappa har varit sv\u00e5rflirtad med julklappar. Han ska int&#8217; ha n\u00e5t. F\u00f6rst med betoning p\u00e5 ha: Han ska int&#8217; ha n\u00e5t. S\u00e5 sm\u00e5ningom med betoning p\u00e5 n\u00e5t: Han ska int&#8217; ha n\u00e5t. Inga teknikprylar, inget rakvatten, och l\u00e5ngkalsonger har han redan k\u00f6pt sj\u00e4lv. &#8221;N\u00e4h\u00e4&#8221;, sa jag surt, &#8221;ska du vara s\u00e5 d\u00e4r s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/pappas-onskelista\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shopping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}