{"id":198,"date":"2005-11-02T19:09:58","date_gmt":"2005-11-02T17:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/02\/198\/"},"modified":"2005-12-08T18:41:05","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T16:41:05","slug":"198","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/198\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoppa i 75 minuter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jag fick ett roligt mail fr\u00e5n <a href=\"http:\/\/bagarmossenbasket.just.nu\/\">Bagis<\/a>&#8211;<strong>Erica<\/strong> idag. Hon hade varit inne p\u00e5 en h\u00e4lsosajt d\u00e4r man kan r\u00e4kna ut hur l\u00e4nge man m\u00e5ste shoppa\/ha sex\/sova etc. f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rbr\u00e4nna bort chips\/\u00f6l\/vin\/godis etc.:<\/p>\n<p>&#8221;Bra att veta att de tre \u00f6len p\u00e5 fredagen l\u00e4tt f\u00f6rsvinner om man:<br \/>\n&#8211; har sex i 63 minuter<br \/>\n&#8211; shoppar i 75 minuter<br \/>\n&#8211; sjunga i 124<br \/>\n&#8211; titta p\u00e5 tv i 367&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jag t\u00e4nkte nog f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00f6rbr\u00e4nna tre \u00f6l medelst shopping i helgen. Sedan <strong>Sams<\/strong> uppbrott har jag inte haft n\u00e5gon lust att g\u00e5 p\u00e5 stan, tydligen vill jag bara shoppa n\u00e4r jag m\u00e5r bra.<br \/>\nBrukar det inte vara tv\u00e4rtom?<br \/>\nHur som helst s\u00e5 ligger jag efter. Jag har ingen aning vad som h\u00e4nder i butikerna p\u00e5 Hamngatan. <strong>Oasis<\/strong> kan ha f\u00e5tt in massor av fina kl\u00e4nningar som redan har tagit slut, eller s\u00e5 har jag missat ett par vristh\u00f6ga <strong>Marc Jacobs<\/strong>-inspirerade st\u00f6vlettpumps p\u00e5 <strong>TopShop<\/strong>. (Har sett de \u00e4kta p\u00e5 <strong>Mrs H<\/strong> f\u00f6r 2995 kronor, men det k\u00e4nns liksom inte aktuellt efter diamantstr\u00f6sslet\u2026) Vad som helst kan ha h\u00e4nt p\u00e5 mina gamla jaktmarker medan jag har deppat framf\u00f6r Desperate Housewives i tv-soffan. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag fick ett roligt mail fr\u00e5n Bagis&#8211;Erica idag. Hon hade varit inne p\u00e5 en h\u00e4lsosajt d\u00e4r man kan r\u00e4kna ut hur l\u00e4nge man m\u00e5ste shoppa\/ha sex\/sova etc. f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rbr\u00e4nna bort chips\/\u00f6l\/vin\/godis etc.: &#8221;Bra att veta att de tre \u00f6len p\u00e5 fredagen l\u00e4tt f\u00f6rsvinner om man: &#8211; har sex i 63 minuter &#8211; shoppar i&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/198\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shopping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}