{"id":1557,"date":"2007-01-18T08:56:54","date_gmt":"2007-01-18T07:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/?p=1557"},"modified":"2007-01-17T19:17:31","modified_gmt":"2007-01-17T18:17:31","slug":"confessions-of-a-desperate-housewife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/confessions-of-a-desperate-housewife\/","title":{"rendered":"Confessions of a desperate housewife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Inte nog med att jag inte vet hur spetsk\u00e5l ser ut. Jag kan inte ta hand om mina krukv\u00e4xter heller. I onsdags hyrde jag in min v\u00e4ninna <strong>Jessica<\/strong> f\u00f6r att plantera om min krukv\u00e4xter.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/Jessica1.JPG\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Jessica har gr\u00f6na fingrar. Jag har bruna.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sist Jessica planterade om mina blommor (vilket \u00e4r fyra \u00e5r sedan \u2013 mamma har hunnit med en R\u00e4dda V\u00e4xterna-aktion d\u00e4r emellan) ville jag att hon skulle tukta en v\u00e4xt som hade v\u00e4xt sig s\u00e5 satans ful. Det v\u00e4xte en massa gr\u00e5, slingriga pinnar fr\u00e5n den.<br \/>\n&#8221;Det \u00e4r skott&#8221;, sa Jessica torrt.<\/p>\n<p>Ig\u00e5r, d\u00e4remot, k\u00e4nde jag mig s\u00e5 stolt f\u00f6r min garderobsblomma hade r\u00f6tter som v\u00e4xte l\u00e5ngt utanf\u00f6r krukbottnens h\u00e5l.<br \/>\n&#8221;Den h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att d\u00f6&#8221;, sa Jessica och himlade med \u00f6gonen.<\/p>\n<p>En garderobsblomma \u00e4r i princip om\u00f6jlig att d\u00f6da. Den trivs j\u00e4ttebra i m\u00f6rka rum d\u00e4r den aldrig f\u00e5r vatten. Vilket \u00e4r exakt hur det \u00e4r att vara krukv\u00e4xt hemma hos mig. D\u00f6ende? Jag fattar inte vad jag har gjort fel.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/JEssica3.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inte nog med att jag inte vet hur spetsk\u00e5l ser ut. Jag kan inte ta hand om mina krukv\u00e4xter heller. I onsdags hyrde jag in min v\u00e4ninna Jessica f\u00f6r att plantera om min krukv\u00e4xter. Jessica har gr\u00f6na fingrar. Jag har bruna. Sist Jessica planterade om mina blommor (vilket \u00e4r fyra \u00e5r sedan \u2013 mamma har&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/confessions-of-a-desperate-housewife\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}