{"id":150,"date":"2005-10-06T18:05:33","date_gmt":"2005-10-06T16:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kickinorman.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/06\/luktagott\/"},"modified":"2005-10-07T09:11:38","modified_gmt":"2005-10-07T07:11:38","slug":"luktagott","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/luktagott\/","title":{"rendered":"Luktagott"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Den senaste veckans h\u00e5rda klimat p\u00e5 jobbet har r\u00f6rt upp min gamla magkatarr. Ig\u00e5r hos <strong>Sissi<\/strong> var jag en riktigt uppsvullen pruttballong. Jag s\u00e5g mer gravid ut \u00e4n <strong>Charlotta<\/strong> och puffade ut sm\u00e5 stinkmoln med j\u00e4mna mellanrum. Sissi var artig nog att l\u00e5tsas som att det inte gjorde n\u00e5got, men mitt i &#8221;Paradise Hotel&#8221; tog verkligheten \u00f6ver artigheten och hon impregnerade mitt ben med <strong>Versaces<\/strong> &#8221;Crystal Noir&#8221;. Eller, nu n\u00e4r jag t\u00e4nker efter s\u00e5 var det nog s\u00e5 att hon skulle parfymera sina handleder, men v\u00e4nde munstycket \u00e5t fel h\u00e5ll och duschade ner mig ist\u00e4llet. Jaja, hur som helst luktade jag parfymbod n\u00e4r jag klev in i taxin.<br \/>\n&#8221;F\u00f6rl\u00e5t om jag luktar v\u00e4ldigt mycket parfym, men jag r\u00e5kade v\u00e4lta ut en flaska \u00f6ver byxbenet precis n\u00e4r jag skulle g\u00e5&#8221;, n\u00f6dlj\u00f6g jag f\u00f6r chaff\u00f6ren.<br \/>\n(Han trodde v\u00e4l jag var galen som inte bara bytte byxor&#8230;)<br \/>\n&#8221;Ingen fara&#8221;, sa han medan vi fortfarande stod kvar utanf\u00f6r Sissis port p\u00e5 \u00c5s\u00f6gatan.<br \/>\nMen vi hann knappt ut p\u00e5 G\u00f6tgatan f\u00f6rr\u00e4n han hissade ner f\u00f6nstret p\u00e5 sin sida.<br \/>\nN\u00e4r vi \u00e5kte \u00f6ver Skanstullsbron \u00e5kte det andra f\u00f6nstret i frams\u00e4tet ner.<br \/>\nOch n\u00e4r han hade sl\u00e4ppt av mig hemma, k\u00f6rde han ner de \u00e5terst\u00e5ende tv\u00e5 och br\u00e4nde iv\u00e4g nerf\u00f6r Gullmarsv\u00e4gen.<br \/>\nSj\u00e4lv stod jag kvar utanf\u00f6r porten och la av en r\u00f6kare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Den senaste veckans h\u00e5rda klimat p\u00e5 jobbet har r\u00f6rt upp min gamla magkatarr. Ig\u00e5r hos Sissi var jag en riktigt uppsvullen pruttballong. Jag s\u00e5g mer gravid ut \u00e4n Charlotta och puffade ut sm\u00e5 stinkmoln med j\u00e4mna mellanrum. Sissi var artig nog att l\u00e5tsas som att det inte gjorde n\u00e5got, men mitt i &#8221;Paradise Hotel&#8221; tog&hellip; <\/p>\n<div class=\"readmore-wrapper\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/luktagott\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kickinorman.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}